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Lethal danger

Starting and spluttering every time I start moving or change gears
Jerking away from the pavement at the last minute
Jumping off speed bumps
Missing red lights
Going too slow
Going too fast
Swerving away from bikes and scaring cars on the other side
Lurching forward every time I brake
…”S-s-so what did you learn today?”
“That I was never meant to drive…”

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Posted by on 16 March 2014 in Banzaï